(Source: airbender)

smokingandswag:

yes. give me this.

(Source: ggrint)

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

gonna nap while booger naps.

almost all of the laundry is done. room is cleaned. her playroom is cleaned. bathroom is cleaned. house is cleaned. i am cleaned. my back is killing me. fuck being awake right now. 

i miss matt. 


(Source: hisnaughtygurl)

(Source: passionatesexx)

hellzhobbit:

funniest10k:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

Sorry mr sea turtle you are too drunk get the fuck off my beach

(Source: ray-moro)

(Source: healthfreakteen)