HEY, ASSHOLE.

Yeah, you. WHY do you have to say things like “I love you”, “You’ll always be my penguin”, “My girlfriend knows we were once a family, she understands I’ll always love you, sorry for saying it”. 

The first time I was like “Hey, can you please not ever say that again”.
Unless one of us is on our death bed or something, I don’t want to hear it. 
It’s not relevant to any conversation, ever. 

So the second time, I’m not required to be nice about it. But even still, a simple “S, love me for the rest of your life for all I care.  You should. I was amazing until you broke me down. But don’t speak of it to me. Tell your perfect sweet girlfriend, you guys can talk about how you’ll always love me because we were once a family for hours! But I don’t want to  hear the words from your mouth”. 

And you have the audacity to respond with “I’m sorry for everything Jenna. I know I’ve said it over and over again but I am… “

Sorry, darling. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you’re not capable of being sorry.